
Put on a faux Viking helmet and make yourslef look really silly whilst humming along to Ride of the Valkyries.

Spend disproportionate amounts of money at Cheesy fun parks. This was the location of Tina's first Australian "Can I have my dollars back?" Argument. Her victory was only partial. Whinging poms are obviously going to have problems over here

Join about 500 other people on a ferry to Manly and have a beach day. Show no respect to the local sculptors and amuse yourself by sitting on the bottoms of the statues.

Take lots and lots of pictures of the opera house and the bridge. I'll spare you the other 50.
They look uncanningly like this one.

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