(Cue disproportionately loud laughter and cut to gratuitously large teeth shot.)
"Well Cyril what do you make out of that?"
(Cut to very slimy looking man in leather armchair)
"I'm not sure Esther but I bet you'd like it whichever way you had it."
(Cue complete hysterics from Studio audience)
They don't make them like that anymore
Meanwhile on the topic of Food and Love. A belated thankyou to Paul (The one in Stourbridge not Hythe) who after I informed him that I was missing my Marmite then sent me a food parcel from the other side of the World. If anyone else is feeling equally charitable Whiskey is pretty expensive over here and Tina is missing her horlicks Hot Chocolate ( She says it's Purple and you can only buy it in Waitrose) Oh well if you don't ask you don't get. Don't worry if you got her the wrong one because even she couldn't take it back to the shop.
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(Over to one of the three fey-looking blokes sitting behind the desk with pudding basin haircuts...)
"And it was then that WE phoned the Electricity Board..."
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