Aussie Rules!

Australia is a marvellous country which keeps on giving surprises. Having arrived in North Queensland we found out you can travel all the way around the world and still make your own little corner of the world that is forever Benidorm!

Step 1:Hang out at the pool all morning.


Step2: Put on your sweaty singlet; squeeze in with lots of other blokes wearing their sweaty singlets down the pub and watch the footy. In this case it was the Aussie Rules final. A big deal over here and a good excuse to get all blokey


WARNING: The following picture may offend those of a sensitive nature!
Step 3: Forget all about sun tan cream and the hole in the ozone layer and go for the burn. Behold my impression of Pork Crackling!



Notice the white bits where my folds of fat protected my skin from getting completely burnt! OW!